Things I Don't Do
Following on from my popular post on Things I don't have, I thought I'd continue the get to know how my head works theme, with Things I Don't Do.
Obviously we are all different, and we don't participate in the same things. However, my list is some of my quirks that define me.
- I don't drink coffee. I've never tasted it. The smell doesn't stimulate my interest.
- I do not eat porridge oats. I know, I'm a Scotsman, I should consume it every day.
- I've never high-fived anyone. Not my style.
- I don't hold babies. They terrify me. They are a miracle of human existence, but until it can communicate its needs I will leave it to others.
- I don't bite my finger-nails.
- I wouldn't fold the corner down on the page of a book.
- I do not tolerate rudeness. Be kind to people. If you're rude to me, or someone I am with, I will wipe the floor with your tawdry attitude.
I will probably round this captivating series off with a 'Things I Most Definitely Do' post in a few days. Be still your anticipation.
Comments? Go on, you know you want to.
