New family and friends required.
I'm in the market for new friends and family.
Positions currently available include: sister, mother, various cousins, nieces and nephews, aunts and uncles, good friends, and acquaintances.
Why am I doing this?
Simple: I cannot get them to communicate with me other than with WhatsApp. It's one of the last pieces of software connected to the big data grabbing corporates that I want to move away from.
However, if I leave WA I will lose basic communication with friends and family. I stepped away (ran away screaming) from Farcebook 5 years ago - now I never know what they ate for dinner. 🤣
Rather than continue the battle, I've decided I'm replacing them all.
Apply in writing, enclosing chocolate or wine, with your preferred position.
Thanks
Your new best friend/family member 🤣
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