Forking Mad+

Mission Accomplished?

Just checking my thoughts out loud. ARTEMIS II cost $4bn to launch. The overall spend on the project has been $93bn. The emissions into our atmosphere are huge.

All that to take a photo of the arse end of the moon 🤣

Crew Tasks

I was reading the mission objectives earlier.

4. Complete Toilet acoustics assessment

"OK, you go in, close the door. Force out a big fart and we'll listen...... Have you done it yet? "

16. Obtain urine venting imagery

"grab the camera, I'll flush"

19. Obtain exercise imagery

"pretend you're running. Smile. Mission control, did you get that on the CCTV? "

31. Demonstrate ability to restrict access to crew tablets

"you've watched enough YouTube today. I'll put the tablets in this locked box. Close your eyes while I hide the key."